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Illinois Nights
02:28
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illinois! feelin good like a fuckin pharoah way up in rockford and down to cairo illinois! in peoria and east moline pork tenderloins and tight blue jeans gonna drink a beer tonight illinois! all the kids gettin out of school down in alton and old rantoul illinois! friday night got nuthin to lose go to zion and see the shoes gonna have some sex tonight illinois nights we're livin on the edge of tomorrow illinois nights so baby take my midwest hand illinois nights when the sun goes down we play illinois nights from galena to bourbannais i'm gonna make it with you in joliet or maybe east saint lou it's true yes it's true love me do you know what to do do it do it now do it do it wow! illinois nights we're livin on the edge of tomorrow illinois nights so girl take my midwest hand illinois nights tonight you're gonna be with me illinois nights land of lincoln wild and free yeah come on now baby come on baby come on illinois nights it's true come on now baby whoa yeah whoa right illinois nights it's true repeat and fade it repeat and fade it whoa yeah illinois nights
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(I'M A ) KRAZY PUNK
00:53
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i GO TO THE MALL I JUST FLICK YOU OFF I EAT AT CHIK-FIL-A WEAR BRUT BY FABREGE I GO TO THE STORE I STEAL A PACK OF GUM AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS PLACE BLOW A BUBBLE IN YOUR FACE
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Lou Downs
01:09
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Nuclear War
04:36
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do you want to die in a nuclear war? does anybody even know what it's for? who wants to die in a nuclear war? not me. in a nuclear war everyone would die. in a nuclear war everyone would cry. a nuclear war makes you sad. it's why a nuclear war makes me mad. so i say do you want to die in a nuclear war? does anybody even know what it's for? who wants to die in a nuclear war? not me. "what is nuclear war? i'm just a woman. help me.") in a nuclear war see the bombs go boom. in a nuclear war put you in your tomb. a nuclear war is not right. a nuclear war turn out the light. america and russia, why so cocky? how could you forget about nagasaki? and why is there a germany west and east? when all the little children want is world peace? i don't want to die in a nuclear war. and you don't want to die in a nuclear war. we don't have to die in a nuclear war. we're not gonna die in a nuclear war! because nuclear war is not a war nuclear war is not the war for me. ("what's no nuclear about war, anyway?")
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Friends Friends Friends
01:44
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and you said you were my friend and you would a be my friend friend friend friend friend fruh-fruh-friend, and you said you'd be my friend and we always would be friends and we are still fuh fuh friends, fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh friends, go, friends--and you said you'd be my friend, and you know you'd be my friend, and i know you are my friend, and you said you'd be my friend, and we always could be friends and i know that we'll stay friends, la la la la la la friends la la la la la la friends la la la la la [guttural screaming] frieeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh be my frehhhhhhhhhh i need your friend i got your freeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ee mah dehhhh uh be mah freehhhhh
credits
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YES!
01:12
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YOU SAY NO WAY BUT I SAY YES WAY YOU SAY NUH-UH BUT I SAY UH-HUH AND I SAY YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YOU SAY NEIN BUT I SAY DA YOU SAY O-NAY AND I SAY ES-YAY AND I SAY YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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Nose Cocaine
04:15
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you need to lay off that cocaine all that nose cocaine it doesn't do you any favors that nose cocaine i'm not trying to be preachy i like my cuervo gold and lime but you're always interrupting me when you snort that nose cocaine do you think that you're van halen? on that nose cocaine? or some foppish urbane dandy? on that nose cocaine. i'm not tryin to be a killjoy you know i'm really not that kind it's just you're always talkin at me when you're high on nose cocaine [airhorn] "this is what i want to keep my body always movin hot stuff people in orlando workin' in the sun you're hot you're hot stuff people in chicago i know you're goin broke but i know you're tuff you're hot hot stuff hot stuff hot stuff" [airhorn] you know you're takin up my time on that nose cocaine witn your real loud opinions that nose cocaine i know i'm wearin out my welcome but maybe take it as a sign you're really startin to scare me when you're high on that nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine cocaine nose cocaine
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Camaro Twat
01:03
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the world is ending this publix is awkward everything is three stars what's this movie about? i can't get behind season two of this netflix show aaaand the world is ending. switch! and jimmy fallon said "orlando: keep dancing." "what does orlando mean to you?" orlando means everything to me."
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Townies
01:49
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townies don't like ipas because they're drinking bud light beer. and townies don't like free jazz--they like it "safe for the little ears." and townies don't like crudité--they want some meat deep-fried. and townies don't like andy kaufman--they like larry the cable guy. let's go now. shadoobay townies townies. townies don't like bergman films--they like "the fast and furious." and townies don't read russian novels because they are not curious. and townies never carpe diem, but you know they're gonna yolo. and townies love pick-up trucks, but oh! how they hate vibraphone solos.
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they were gone but now they're back the dudes from our side of the track they like root beer and chili mac oh my God those dudes are so fuckin great from chicago to la but now these dudes are back here to stay let's karaoke spandau ballet let's get a fatted calf and kill it because the dudes have returned to the place we call home (tell your local alternative weekly newspaper) they like baseball and chevrolet chester cheetah and macrame brian eno and chardonnay and other cool stuff like that tic tacs make their mouth minty fresh don't give a flying fuck about phil lesh but man holy shit they're so profesh you can find them on linked in because the dudes have returned to the place we call home (who's in charge of your social media?)
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Demilizzogirl
01:24
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Kiss and Ride
01:58
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cta is the yellow line cta evanston is the purple line o'hare is the blue line midway orange line red line howard to 95th yellow line is the "skokie swift" take me to the kiss and ride drop me off kiss and ride can't forget the pink line can't forget the green line trains are late wait in line midway baby kiss you dead (?) no smoking radio that's what they said smoking radio what they said in the direction of travel doors open on the left in the direction of travel doors open on the right brown line lincoln square brown line we don't care skokie swift evanston o'hare midway howard 95th green line pink line u.i.c. halstehhhh
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Bar Guy Band Dude
00:26
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bar guy band dude shots at the bar bar guy band dude plays the bass guitar bar guy band dude bitter sound guy bar guy band dude it makes you wanna cry
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Cornish Game Hen
03:14
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Pleasure Cruise
02:43
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give me some drums and a bottle o' rum and a ship to call my own we'll sail out to sea about a quarter to 3 on a pleasure cruise on our own so if you're down won't you please try and take my hand (i don't know man she never ever ever left land) that's ok we can start a little surf rock band (i don't know man she's really not a jan and dean fan) my water bed is shaped like a big read heart (oh yeah?) so get in the sun we're gonna have some fun with ritas and records and chicken kao pung thought that we failed after chasing white whales (wails) while the harpoon was in the shop we practiced and played but we never got paid and all our dives were belly flops but if you're down we can sail the ocean blue (i don't know man she might not have sensible shoes) that's ok we won't need em on our pleasure cruise (i don't know man she might run outta things to do) my mast is as big as a water bed (well that's a loada shite innit? indeeed.) so get off the pier and come over here we got surf n turf and a bucket of beer
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Hipsters Are Everywhere
01:12
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hipsters dancing hipsters shopping hipsters eating hipsters they're everywhere!
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A Lane
01:30
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F.I.L.W.M.I.W.Y.W.
06:50
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i wish that i could be a serious artist, an artist that people take seriously. like leonard cohen, or patti smith, or lee renaldo or jim jarmusch. like lena dunham, or federico fellini, or bill callahan, or joyce carol oates. the kind you hear on interviews on npr or podcasts/ted talks, talking about art, and topics just like that.
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A Serious Artist
04:30
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i wish that i could be a serious artist, an artist that people take seriously. like leonard cohen, or patti smith, or lee renaldo or jim jarmusch. like lena dunham, or federico fellini, or bill callahan, or joyce carol oates. the kind you hear on interviews on npr or podcasts/ted talks, talking about art, and topics just like that. And they got the blue checkmarks, and all the people send hearts, 'cause serious artists speak, and all the smart people listen. See them stroking their chins. See them think deep thoughts. Exchange witticisms, and then go back to work. Because serious is smart. It's so college educated. It's so urban and jaded. They hate the "common" and the "stock." Because serious artists, they got the tragicomedy. They got the stürm und drang. They got the depth and the nuance. Because serious artists, they got serious minds. They got serious hearts. And they never sing nonsense like sha la la la la la la la la la sha la la la la la la la la la sha la la la la la la la la la sha la la la la la la sha la la la lahhhh sha la la la lahhhh sha la la la lahhhh sha la la lahhhhhh here's a guitar solo tell ya all about it
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Christmas is here again/gettin' egg nogged with your friends/presents underneath the Christmas tree/Santa goin' down the ol' chimney/but look at all the dogs just sittin' there/do they even know? are they even aware?/about Rudolph and his big red nose/jingle bells and winter snows/white elephants and candy canes/mistletoe and model trains/but through the dogs' eyes, what do you think they see?/do they even know, that it's the birth of Baby Jeez?/can they understand the joy all across the land?/can we take them by the paw and help them understand?/that it's Christmas/let your dog know it's Christmas/because if you were a dog, and your dog was you/you know your dog would give you a gift this Yule/maybe a Chili's gift card or marrow in a bone/because it's Christmas time, and just because you're a dog, it doesn't mean that you gotta be alone!/it's Christmas/let your dog know it's Christmas
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