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Altamonte Mall

from The Floridiot by Future Bartenderz

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this is our 100th song.

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when you’re a brantley brat and you ain’t got nuthin to do wee ooo wee ooo
there is a place you can go and buy a cassette by the who wee ooo wee ooo
see the girl in geometry who sits in class behind
you wee ooo wee ooo
she works at auntie anne’s selling pretzels dipped in
cheese goo wee ooo wee ooo
and then laugh at tweens buying clothes with mom and dad at burdeye -eee eye eeee ines
then laugh at office gals drunk at ruby tuesdays on cheap wi-eee-eye-eee-ine
then race up the escalators and see who gets the
fastest tie-ee-eye-ee-ime
and glare back at rent-a-cops who think youre committing a cry-ee-eye-ee-ime
and that’s the
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we walk around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
allandin’s castle and spencer’s gifts
altamonte mall altamonte mall
exchange looks with girls but be too shy to talk to them
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about the springs let’s hit the altamonte mall
so call your friend with a car and ask if they will give
you a rye—eee-iiii-eeee—ide
down four thirty six there it is on the left hand
sigh-eee-eye—eee-ide
i want to buy a poster of a rock star who has
dye-eee-iiii-eeee-eyed
and then go to denny’s for a water and some
fry-eee-eye-eee-eyes
let’s find some lake mary dicks and see if we can start a
fi-ee-eye-eee-ight
or ask your older cousin to buy us some bud lye-ee-eye-eee-ight
then go to becky’s house and watch mtv all nye-eee-eye-eee-ight
and that my friend is an altamonte friday
nye-eee-eye-eee-ight
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we hang around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
tinder box and good vibrations
altamonte mall altamonte mall
play home sweet home on the grand piano
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about disney let’s hit the altamonte mall
here's a guitar solo to tell you all about it
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we walk around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
orange julius victoria’s secret
altamonte mall altamonte mall
try to talk to girls but be too shy to speak
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about wet n wild it’s the altamonte mall

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from The Floridiot, track released April 22, 2021

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