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Thinking I'd Like to Get Hip to All the Nature Shit Around Here

from The Floridiot by Future Bartenderz

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track on the upcoming new album "the floridiot," out next Monday here on da bandcamp.

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thinking i’d like to get hip (so hip)
to all the nature shit around here (here here!)
maybe take a weekend camping trip (shroom trips)
or waveboard off an isolated pier (a pier)
or airboat through a gator-infested lake (jessup lake)
or meet a manatee or two or three or four (or more)
go to the everglades and kill invasive snakes (land sakes!)
or take a bioluminiscent kayak tour (oh for shoor)

maybe go nude at playalinda beach
or listen to a florida panther’s screech
i better hide my big city ‘tude
lest the locals find me to be mighty rude

don’t wanna canoe by myself, alright? (that’s right)
and i know canoes start significant other fights (row right!)
don’t wanna hike a nature trail all alone (alone)
i’d get lost when i lose service on my phone (smartphone)
i wanna surf smyrna’s shark a’ plentied waves (those waves)
and climb mount dora dressed like diamond dave (diamond dave!)
so show this city boy how tuh do (to do!)
and don’t laugh at my impractical shoes (chelsea boots?)

maybe i could get scuba certified
or deep sea swordfish for a big cash prize
i better hide my chicago ways and style
and learn to say “hey y’all!” and smile

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from The Floridiot, track released April 29, 2021

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